NCIS (TV Series)
One Last Score (2011)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : So, exactly what happened?
Jason : Um, well, we were at Paul's birthday party at the, uh, at the pizza place. And uh, me and Lauren took a step outside to, uh, get some fresh air. And she was making fun of me because I watch "Victorious" on Nickelodeon. But Victoria Justice is hot, right? So I said that, she got this crinkly face, and then I said "But not as hot as you." Then, uh, then she smiled. Then I planted one on her. And, uh, then there was tongue.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : About the body, kid.
Jason : Oh, her - her body was slamming.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : The dead body.
Jason : Uh, yeah. That - that kind of sucked. Because it was my first kiss.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : They get better.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What about you, David? When do you feel like showering?
Ziva David : After just about any conversation with you, Tony.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Liver?
Dr. Donald Mallard : Spleen.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Of course.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Interest?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : "Psycho".
Jimmy Palmer : Aren't they all?
[Palmer chortles]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The movie, Palmer. Disgruntled employee steals from the office on the way out of town. Stops for a little while and winds up dead, just like Marion Crane in "Psycho".
Jimmy Palmer : Spoiler alert, okay? Haven't seen it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You've had fifty years to catch up on the story of Norman Bates!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I shower 3 times a week... like Brad Pitt. Preserves my natural aroma.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Boy, Director Vance wasn't kidding about making changes.
Ziva David : We are going to lose some people
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Elevator door opens revealing Gibbs] We already have. NCIS investigative assistant found dead in the garage. Good you got your gear. Come on, let's go.
[Everyone enters the elevator]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Somebody stinks.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You would've made a great director, boss.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, well, already got one of those.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You know, I was offered your job. I turned it down.
NCIS Special Agent Erica Jane 'EJ' Barrett : Thank you. Towel please.
[DiNozzo hands her a towel]
NCIS Special Agent Erica Jane 'EJ' Barrett : So why would you do that?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I wanted this team. Here in DC. The varsity.
NCIS Special Agent Erica Jane 'EJ' Barrett : How'd Gibbs feel about that?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, he left. Gave it to me. You know, I was pretty good at it. I mean, I made a couple of... rookie mistakes. But... I was figuring it out.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Finding Gibbs in the warehouse] Hey boss, couldn't call ahead?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Nope. I came in the same way they came in. The heist isn't coming. The already pulled it off.