- NCIS Director Leon Vance: Agent David.
- [Ziva steps forward]
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: Have you ever been to Zurich?
- Ziva David: Several times.
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: Good. Today, you're Switzerland between England
- [indicating Malloy]
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: and the US.
- [Indicating Gibbs]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: This is like looking for a needle in a haystack.
- Ziva David: Why would anybody leave a needle in a stack of hay, anyway?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, lord...
- Royal Marine Major Peter Malloy: You know I heard you're a former Marine.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: *Always* a Marine, Malloy.
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: [to Gibbs and Malloy] I'm calling Sec Nav before the two of you get in a saber duel in the parking lot.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: DiNozzo.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Bolos-R-Us, boss. We got the entire Eastern seaboard covered.
- Ziva David: Metro PD's on the bus, train and subway station.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: We've alerted Airport police, the State Troopers in Maryland and Virginia.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Customs and ICE are staying frosty.
- Ziva David: Secret Service Uniform Division is monitoring the British Embassy and consulate.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: And the Coast Guard's got the shipyard wired.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Good work.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: ...Complimenting us? Never a good sign.
- Ziva David: You are jealous.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No. But I am concerned about National Security.
- Ziva David: He's got a very impressive clearance level.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Now you're trying to make me feel inadequate.
- Ziva David: Heh.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Entering] No. That's my job, DiNozzo.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Okay. Start with the wife. Tony, Ziva.
- Ziva David: [Speaking simultaneousely with DiNozzo] Um, I would prefer to go with McGee...
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I can't. She's very talented but I...
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yeah,and I'd rather be fishing. Go!
- Royal Marine Major Peter Malloy: And who might you be, sir?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, I'm uh, Special Agent Timothy McGee.
- Royal Marine Major Peter Malloy: Oh, an Irishman. I promise I won't hold that against you.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Lucky break, huh? Got some time.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: DiNozzo.
- [Holding up a large wrench]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No such thing as luck.
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: Congratulations, Agent Gibbs. You've somehow managed to tick off both your own government and one of our closest allies.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You've got ten seconds until I accidentally shoot you for trespassing.
- Royal Marine Major Peter Malloy: I've been setup. You know, I thought MI-6 was good. But your CIA, they're very impressive.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [about Malloy] Ziva, you watch him. You watch him like Syria, not Switzerland.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Who was the most recent Station Chief there?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, boss that would require me hacking into...
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: Do it, Agent McGee.
- [the Station Chief appears]
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: Well, I'll be damned.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Time to go above her head, Leon.
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: Happy to.
- Ziva David: If and when you meet my friend, and I emphasize if, what will you say?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: "Be careful."
- [DiNozzo chuckles]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Um "Handle with care." "Contents priceless."
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Duty Roster shows he signed in everyday.
- Navy Chief Petty Officer Jason Crosby: Yeah. Don't believe everything you read.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What's that supposed to mean?
- Navy Chief Petty Officer Jason Crosby: It means whatever secret assignment Ed was on, probably got him killed.
- Ziva David: So that means the murder occured on a British Naval vessel.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Which means our crime scene's technically on British soil. Do we have the authority to investigate, boss?
- Royal Marine Major Peter Malloy: Oh, bad news, I'm afraid. British Fleet Command and CENTCOM has requested that we leave immediately. Tell your Agent Gibbs, I am sorry.
- [Malloy walks away. Ziva walks after him]
- Ziva David: Well, takes a big ship several minutes to get underway. - Couldn't we just do a quickie?