Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
See One, Do One, Teach One (2010)
Angie Harmon: Jane Rizzoli
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Quotes
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Maura Isles : I'm not seeing him.
Jane Rizzoli : Yet.
Maura Isles : Somebody should. Don't you think?
Jane Rizzoli : Yap.
Maura Isles : Should we draw straws?
Jane Rizzoli : Couldn't we just show him our tits and let him decide?
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Jane Rizzoli : Why are you so interested in Hoyt?
Special Agent Gabriel Dean : That's need to know.
Jane Rizzoli : Seriously? You fed guys actually say that?
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Angela Rizzoli : Here
[hands over an ice bag]
Angela Rizzoli : It won't be attractive if your nose swells up. You may never know who you might run into
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Ma!
Angela Rizzoli : What?
Jane Rizzoli : 'Cause I meet so many great guys at work. Too bad they're all dead
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : [to Maura as she answers the door in the middle of the night] Why do you always look like you're about to do a photoshoot?
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Did you ever like the same guy as your best friend?
Dr. Maura Isles : No.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Did you ever have a best friend?
Dr. Maura Isles : No.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : You'd tell me if you were a cyborg, right?
Dr. Maura Isles : [thinking] No, I don't think I would.
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Jane Rizzoli : [suddenly seeing something on Maura's kitchen floor] God, what is that?
Maura Isles : Shhh. You'll scare him.
Jane Rizzoli : He's alive?
Maura Isles : His name is Bass. Geochelone sulcata. African spurred tortoise. I've had him since he was like this big. Partial to British strawberries.
[She crouches down, offering the large tortoise a fresh berry]
Jane Rizzoli : Bass? What, after an old boyfriend?
Maura Isles : William M. Bass. The forensic anthropologist who founded the famous body farm.
Jane Rizzoli : Right, yeah, that, that Bass.
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Special Agent Gabriel Dean : Uh, did you eat dinner?
Jane Rizzoli : I can't remember.
Special Agent Gabriel Dean : Well, are you hungry? For food?
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[first lines]
Jane Rizzoli : [making a basket against Frankie] Oh! Finally!
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : You're still down by ten.
Jane Rizzoli : I will beat you someday.
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[last lines]
Jane Rizzoli : [jokingly, to Maura] These are my going out clothes.
[to Joe Friday]
Jane Rizzoli : Come on! Keep going, go on.