- Wikkobus: I smoke cigarettes because it gives me something to do. And I drink whisky to make my blood flow. It makes me hot. Hotter than hell. Am I dead yet, or does it only look that way?
- Bass Player: It's the lower sounds, really, the lower frequencies. They touch your soul... I can go on about it but the bottom-line is, it's my true passion. Just look at all those shapes... It's just madness!
- Journalist: That's deep, isn't it?
- Bass Player: Yeah...! But can I ask you something? Have you ever thought about the sound of your own heartbeat?
- Journalist: Well...
- Bass Player: I just know it will sound great. Do you know why? Because it's your own being that's beating. Your own sound. And that's the most important thing. I took me a while before I figured it out.
- Ludwig Van: Wikkobus, Sir, I don't like to beg but now I'm making an exception: Would you PLEASE help me?
- Ludwig Van: I'll pay you well.
- Wikkobus: Who the hell do you think you are?
- Ludwig Van: Sorry, I'M SORRY! My enthusiasm got away with me. I am Van, Ludwig Van, pleased to meet you.
- Wikkobus: Ah... Ludwig Van, eh? I didn't recognize you...