- Bree: I feel awful. I should never have been fiddling with that radio.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Radio? Mom, I saw you from across the street. You were checking out Keith's ass.
- Bree: That's preposterous.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: You were looking at that contractor's butt like you were waiting for a side of steak sauce.
- Bree: Watch your mouth! This isn't one of your homosexual dance clubs. I'm telling you... it was the radio.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Ok... But while we're talking about the radio... you do know that particular model is like 15 years too young for you, right?