- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maura. You're staring at Chuck's biceps. Stop it.
- Dr. Maura Isles: I am! Females are wired to be attracted to the strongest, most dominant male. It's natural selection at work.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You're making me uncomfortable. Stop.
- Dr. Maura Isles: What? I'm just appreciating his sternocleidomastoid.
- [to the cop lifting weights]
- Dr. Maura Isles: Excuse me. You have beautifully developed musculature.
- [to Jane]
- Dr. Maura Isles: What, am I embarrassing you?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Oh no, not at all. Why don't you tell him he's got a nice ass, too.
- Dr. Maura Isles: [to the weight-lifting cop] And a wonderfully proportioned gluteus maximus.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [shaking her head] I am never working out with you again.
- Frank Rizzoli Sr.: Everybody makes mistakes, Jane.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Running a priest down in a crosswalk on your third DUI conviction is not a mistake.
- Angela Rizzoli: Father Crowley has forgiven him. Why can't you?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You're throwing him a party in a bar, Mom. Are you crazy?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Marino wants a cup of coffee, there's none upstairs. Guy's a wreck.
- Dr. Maura Isles: I've tried everything. British strawberries, fennel, bok choy...
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Are, are we in the same conversation?
- Dr. Maura Isles: I'm sorry, I, I was talking about Bass.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Ahh, you're obsessing over your turtle again.
- Dr. Maura Isles: Tortoise.
- Dr. Maura Isles: Jane
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yeah?
- Dr. Maura Isles: If you want to talk about your brother or just avoid the subject, I'm here
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I know
- [first lines]
- unnamed drug smuggler: What are you doin'?
- Detective Danny Clark: [munching an apple] Caught me. I was eatin' into the profits.
- Dr. Maura Isles: [Monitoring an injured agent] I was afraid of that
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: What?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Tension pneumorthorax
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: What? He's having trouble breathing! Do something!
- Dr. Maura Isles: I am a pathologist, I am not a surgeon, Jane. I could make it worse
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Runs off, grabs a medical encyclopedia] What was it again? Say it again
- Dr. Maura Isles: Tension pneumorthorax. What you're doing?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Starts reading] Tension pneumorthorax results in death if not treated immediately. God!
- Dr. Maura Isles: Jane, I'm just guessing, okay? I... I would need to confirm it
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You don't have time to confirm it! Your guess is better than most doctors!
- Dr. Maura Isles: I could be wrong!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Still reading] Aggressively manage with needle decompression to chest
- Dr. Maura Isles: I've never done it
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maura, jeez, get a needle, do it! Do it now!
- Dr. Maura Isles: [Reluctant] All right