- Peter Burke: Tell me about your mother.
- Neal Caffrey: Not a chance.
- Peter Burke: C'mon.
- Neal Caffrey: Nope.
- Peter Burke: Did she wear hats?
- Neal Caffrey: Peter, you just burned a perfectly good alias!
- Peter Burke: And you named me after my dog.
- Neal Caffrey: Touche.
- Clinton Jones: You just know these things.
- Neal Caffrey: Yeah, that's why they keep me around. You'd need some muscle, a cargo plane, and a few grand in bribe money just to get started.
- Peter Burke: You would.
- Neal Caffrey: And who knows what else, because I have NEVER considered stealing gems in Burma.
- Peter Burke: You had quite a run there for a while - the Riviera, Copenhagen.
- Neal Caffrey: I should have sent postcards.
- Peter Burke: I had Interpol warrants - just as good. "Neal's robbing a palace. Wish you were here."
- Neal Caffrey: Good times.
- Peter Burke: Alright, look. Obviously, there's more to the story with your dad. I don't know how badly it messed with your head.
- Neal Caffrey: You're right. You don't.