The Darkness Within (2009)

Stephanie Maheu: Jordan Shelby

Quotes 

• Chad Morgan : Wait, I don't get it? What does this have to do with spiders?

  Jordan Shelby : The spiders... are how it starts.

• Jordan Shelby : Haven't you ever had the feeling you were being watched? The feeling that somebody was peering out at you while your back was turned? Your whole life you were told that suspicion was just your imagination, but it's not. It's them, biding their time. Watching... waiting.

• Jordan Shelby : So, Chad, lay it on us. What happened with you and your girl?

  Chad Morgan : I'd rather not get into it.

  Jordan Shelby : Don't be an asshole. Pretend I'm Dr. Phil and your an overweight, under-sexed, middle-aged woman. Pour your heart out to me.

• Jordan Shelby : Hey bible salesman have a seat. We're in the middle of a rarely intense Street Fighter II tournament and I gotta finish whipping this little broads ass. So just hang tight and I'll be with you in one moment.

  Dixon Rampart : You ain't whipping shit.

  Jordan Shelby : Really, then why has my health bar been depleted? What did you un-pause the game when I went to answer the door?

  Dixon Rampart : What's your damage? You on the rag or something? Sure it isn't time to change your tampon?

  Jordan Shelby : No actually I like to stew in it, dickhead.

• Jordan Shelby : I just, I don't get it. You spend more time with me then you do with her.

  Chad Morgan : I love her.

  Jordan Shelby : Oh yeah? Then she can deal with your stupid, paranoid bullshit!