The League (TV Series)

The Expert Witness (2010)

Stephen Rannazzisi: Kevin

Quotes 

• Kevin : Andre, you shave shaft.

  Andre : Yes, I've shaved shaft in a medical environment.

  Ruxin : But you are technically a shaft shaver.

  Andre : Technically, yes.

• Andre : When I'm on the witness stand, what says "expert witness" more: this or this? I mean, this is a little bit more "man of the people".

  Kevin : Who are the people that you are supposedly a man of with that outfit?

  Ruxin : My guess is a country entirely populated by fans of Aerosmith.

• Kevin : Don't ever address the jury with double guns.