John Stephenson: Bionic-1, Jack Bennett, Klunk, Scarab's Computer, Mr.-O

Quotes 

• Prof. Amadeus Sharp : No, no, you can't! You have a ninety-five-percent probability of failure!

  Karate-1 : That's only one way to look at it.

  Sport-1 : Yeah, we have a five-percent chance of victory!

  Prof. Amadeus Sharp : What sort of people would fight a battle with *those* odds?

  Bionic-1 : Heroes, Professor, heroes.

• Dr. Scarab : It means I'll be able to increase our brainpower a thousand-fold, and then transfer our new brains into new, indestructible synthetic bodies.

  Klunk : Uhhhh... new body.

  [chuckles in approval] 

• Dr. Scarab : Then we will be indestructible.

  Scarab's Computer : Not quite, Dr. Scarab.

  Dr. Scarab : What do you mean, you two-bit Tinker toy? My calculations are perfect.

  Scarab's Computer : Indeed. Perfectly wrong.

  Dr. Scarab : Now you tell me, you digital dingbat.

  Scarab's Computer : Well, if you're going to be that way about it...

  [the Scarab's head in the screen it speaks through blows a raspberry then shuts off] 

• Jack Bennett : No, no, no, no, no. And no!

  Helen Bennett : Give me one good reason I can't help out with dinner.

  Jack Bennett : [the alarm goes off]  Well, there's one.

• Jack Bennett : Looks like you're dining alone tonight, F.L.U.F.F.I.

  F.L.U.F.F.I. : Oh, boy. My favorite.

  [drops the casserole from the aluminum pan which he eats] 

  F.L.U.F.F.I. : You can't beat home cookin'.