- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: No, no, you can't! You have a ninety-five-percent probability of failure!
- Karate-1: That's only one way to look at it.
- Sport-1: Yeah, we have a five-percent chance of victory!
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: What sort of people would fight a battle with *those* odds?
- Bionic-1: Heroes, Professor, heroes.
- [first lines]
- Dr. Scarab: No, no, no, no, no, and no!
- Mechanic: Gimme one good reason I can't be in the brain experiment.
- Dr. Scarab: I don't know whether you've checked it out lately, but you don't *have* a brain.
- Mechanic: I don't? Hey, that's impossible.
- Dr. Scarab: It means I'll be able to increase our brainpower a thousand-fold, and then transfer our new brains into new, indestructible synthetic bodies.
- Klunk: Uhhhh... new body.
- [chuckles in approval]
- Dr. Scarab: Then we will be indestructible.
- Scarab's Computer: Not quite, Dr. Scarab.
- Dr. Scarab: What do you mean, you two-bit Tinker toy? My calculations are perfect.
- Scarab's Computer: Indeed. Perfectly wrong.
- Dr. Scarab: Now you tell me, you digital dingbat.
- Scarab's Computer: Well, if you're going to be that way about it...
- [the Scarab's head in the screen it speaks through blows a raspberry then shuts off]
- Jack Bennett: No, no, no, no, no. And no!
- Helen Bennett: Give me one good reason I can't help out with dinner.
- Jack Bennett: [the alarm goes off] Well, there's one.
- Helen Bennett: [Eric and Meg are having an argument] Sorry to break up the family hour but it's that time again.
- Jack Bennett: Looks like you're dining alone tonight, F.L.U.F.F.I.
- F.L.U.F.F.I.: Oh, boy. My favorite.
- [drops the casserole from the aluminum pan which he eats]
- F.L.U.F.F.I.: You can't beat home cookin'.