The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Night and Dazed/The Big Squeeze (2010)

Jeff Bennett: Kowalski

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Quotes 

• Skipper : You do know about koalas, do you, Private?

  Private : Aside from their fuzzy cuteness, no.

  Skipper : Me neither. Kowalski, enlighten us.

  Kowalski : Koala: a herbivorous nocturnal marsupial.

  Skipper : In Americano, please.

  Kowalski : They eat nothing but leaves, the ladies carry their young in pouches, and they sleep all day.

  Skipper : Oh. A hippie.

• Kowalski : What would Leonardo DaVinci do?

  Private : Paint a haunting portrait of a woman smiling enigmatically?

  Skipper : Couldn't hurt, I guess.

  Kowalski : [makes a flying device out of trash]  Create and innovate!

• Private : We're just trying to help.

  Leonard : Help? You want to help? Then don't help!

  Skipper : We don't take orders, we give orders.

  Kowalski : Yes, that is the traditional rescuer-rescuee relationship.

• Kowalski : It appears to be a Hoboken surprise.

  Private : Maybe it's a unicorn!

  Skipper : Private, the transfer is from New Jersey, not Rainbow Ponyland.