"How I Met Your Mother" Subway Wars (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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  • Ted Mosby : [the gang debates about what the essence of being New Yorkers really is]  I'd say you're not a real New Yorker until you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you do.

    Lily Aldrin : No, you're not a New Yorker until you've cried on the subway and not given a damn what anyone thinks.

    Marshall Eriksen : No, you're not a real New Yorker until you've killed a cockroach with your bare hand.

    Narrator : And Robin would do all three of these before the day was out.

  • Barney Stinson : I cannot stop staring at that girl's face.

    Ted Mosby : Face? That's your weirdest nickname for boobs yet.

    Barney Stinson : No Ted. I am really looking at her face.

    Lily Aldrin : Aaaw. That's really sweet.

    Barney Stinson : Puffy cheeks, smudged mascara, slightly red nose, that girl was just crying. She's so sad and defenseless. Anyone have a condom?

  • Ted Mosby : If you can't spot the crazy person on the bus, it's you.

  • Ted Mosby : Barney says he tripped but I could have sworn he tackled me on purpose.

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