eCupid (2011)

John Callahan: Mr. Hutchington

Quotes 

• Marshall Thomas : Mr. Hutchington. Are... Are you here for the party?

  Mr. Hutchington : [seeing he's surrounded by shirtless gay men]  Do I really look like some closet-case, uptight Christian, log-cabin republican who slinks around the house at midnight to party with some hot underage muscle studs at private parties to satisfy my secret desires and urges to you?

• Mr. Hutchington : I'm giving you another watch campaign.

  Marshall Thomas : [flatly]  Fantastic...

  Mr. Hutchington : THIS time with a completely new look and design.

  Marshall Thomas : [perking up]  Thank God.

  Mr. Hutchington : Somthing fresh and original.

  Marshall Thomas : Yes. Please.

  Mr. Hutchington : Has to look just like the old one. Don't deviate from the tried and true.

  Marshall Thomas : [deflated]  I wouldn't dream of adding creativity to ANY of my work.

• Mr. Hutchington : [spotting Keith and Marshall, with Marshall wearing a birthday party hat]  Creative meeting or did I not get the invitation to an office party?

  Keith : It's, um, Marshall's birthday today.

  Mr. Hutchington : Really? Happy birthday, Marshall. And look at me standing here without a gift or a silly hat on, thinking work should be getting done. Where is my party etiquette?

  Marshall Thomas : You know, that's okay. Hey, how 'bout for my birthday present you let me work on something else besides magazine layouts for mind-numbing useless products like watches and tampons?

  Keith : I'm gonna go back to work. Excuse me.

  Mr. Hutchington : Good call.