eCupid (2011)

Gary Riotto: Carson

Quotes 

• Carson : Should I start setting up?

  Marshall Thomas : When?

  Carson : As soon as you get in the shower and remove that rent-boy stink off you.

• Carson : So why don't you get out of my way and let me so what I do - oh, so well I might add - and save your tuchus from real embarrassment? And I am talking REAL embarrassment, not the oops-I-left-my-sexa-toy-on-the-floor sort of embarrassment you should be feeling right about... now.

  Marshall Thomas : [spotting the giant dildo Dawson left behind]  Wow. Okay. Um... not mine.

  Carson : Of course it's not - and I'm pregnant with George Clooney's baby.