eCupid (2011)

Matt Lewis: Keith

Quotes 

• Keith : Isn't thirty a little young to be having a midlife crisis?

  Marshall Thomas : I'm gay. Thirty's the new forty.

• Keith : Someone's excited.

  Marshall Thomas : I'm just getting out my keys.

  Keith : Right, right, right.

• Keith : Nothing says "Happy Birthday" better than cheep bar food, overpriced beers and being served by guys in their underwear.

• Keith : So, what was THAT all about?

  Marshall Thomas : My boyfriend came by to talk.

  Keith : Well, now he knows next time to call.

• Mr. Hutchington : [spotting Keith and Marshall, with Marshall wearing a birthday party hat]  Creative meeting or did I not get the invitation to an office party?

  Keith : It's, um, Marshall's birthday today.

  Mr. Hutchington : Really? Happy birthday, Marshall. And look at me standing here without a gift or a silly hat on, thinking work should be getting done. Where is my party etiquette?

  Marshall Thomas : You know, that's okay. Hey, how 'bout for my birthday present you let me work on something else besides magazine layouts for mind-numbing useless products like watches and tampons?

  Keith : I'm gonna go back to work. Excuse me.

  Mr. Hutchington : Good call.