- James Diamond: Why are we hiding?
- Katie Knight: No reason. Just seemed like a nice day to wear a tree hat.
- Kendall Knight: I don't wanna date a hot girl! I wanna date YOU!
- [Jo gives Kendall a look]
- Kendall Knight: WOW, that came out wrong.
- Logan Mitchell: Helpless old lady - ready.
- James Diamond: Pure snatcher - good to go.
- Katie Knight: Flowers are locked and loaded.
- Kendall Knight: Operation Get Carlos a Girlfriend is underway.
- Camille Roberts: Uh, hey, I'm off to an audition, but what are you doing later?
- Logan Mitchell: [dressed as an old lady] Um, just, you know, making a prune juice smoothie, rubbin' m' bunions.
- Camille Roberts: Lovely.