- Damien Moreau: I have the guns, I have the money, I have... the government!
- Nathan Ford: You know what I have? I have a twenty-four year old genius with a smart phone and a problem with authority. You never really stood a chance.
- General Flores: It is I who am indebted to you. Eliot Spencer saved my life. Twice.
- Eliot Spencer: Once... and a half.
- Parker: How do you half save someone's life?
- Eliot Spencer: 'Cause I was the one that was sent to kill him, so I figure that only counts as half, right?
- Alec Hardison: That actually makes sense.
- Eliot Spencer: [seeing Hardison's luggage] What is all that?
- Alec Hardison: Knickknacks. We just stole a country. I want a souvenir.
- Sophie Devereaux: Don't cry for me, San Lorenzo.
- Nathan Ford: You are utterly unclear on how to be dead. This is the second time in two years that you've shown up at your own funeral.
- Sophie Devereaux: Nate, I have to say of all the deceitful unprincipled corrupt things I've done in my entire life nothing is as bad as...
- Nathan Ford: Politics.
- Sophie Devereaux: I can't even say it.
- Nathan Ford: You know, for all the, uh, blood and corruption that you deal in, well, I've seen your like a hundred times. You think because of all your money that the entire world has to play by your rules. You're just another bastard in a suit.
- Damien Moreau: [laughs] So? Then what are you?
- Nathan Ford: I'm a thief. Thieves don't win elections. We steal them.
- Sophie Devereaux: [seeing video] Eew, what is that?
- Alec Hardison: There's no secrets on the Internet. When will people learn this?
- Nathan Ford: Don't think of it as a lie, think of your engagement to Rebecca as a campaign promise. You tell people you're going to marry her. When you become President, you don't.
- Michael Vittori: How is a campaign promise different than a lie?"
- Nathan Ford: [laughs] It's complicated.
- Nathan Ford: [Talking about Sophie] What about her backstory?
- Alec Hardison: I have to wait until she's done making it up.
- Damien Moreau: [Upon hearing a report that the challenger, Vittori, has won the election] I told them *not* to report the results!
- Nathan Ford: Well, they're not reporting results. But they have to report people in the streets, they have to report what people are saying. In the absence of truth, the Press will report rumor. Didn't you get it, Moreau? I mean, from the beginning I was running an 'American campaign': No need win; you just declare victory from the start, first, and then you stick to the story.
- Nathan Ford: No, no this guy is awful!
- Sophie Devereaux: Ugh. I have to agree with Nate. You know how much I hate doing that.
- Alec Hardison: [after Nathan has boasted about Hardison to Moreau] You do know I haven't hacked into any of the security feeds for Parliament?
- Nathan Ford: Yeah.
- [Nathan looks at him meaningfully]
- Alec Hardison: I Should got get on that.
- Nathan Ford: Do!