- Courtney: Hiya, stranger.
- Charlie Harper: Courtney! I thought you were in prison!
- Courtney: I was, but I'm out. Wanna go to Vegas?
- Charlie Harper: Are you crazy? I'm in the middle of Thanksgiving dinner with my family! Not to mention the fact the last time we were together, you kinda ripped me off!
- Courtney: I haven't had sex in three years.
- Charlie Harper: [Waving to his family] Goodbye, everybody!