Peep Show (TV Series)

A Beautiful Mind (2010)

David Mitchell: Mark Corrigan

Quotes 

• Jeremy Usborne : Don't worry. Zahra says we have only one fear to fear, and that's fear itself. It's a clever saying, isn't it?

  Mark Corrigan : And what about losing all your money? Or shitting yourself in public? Or the tabloid press mistakenly outing you as a paedo? Or Alzheimer's? Or all of those things, plus you're drowning?

• Jeremy Usborne : Christ, Mark. You really need to grow a pair.

  Mark Corrigan : Of testicles?

  Jeremy Usborne : Yes.

  Mark Corrigan : You want me to grow a pair of testicles so I'd have four testicles and somehow that'll help make me braver and better to deal with stress? Staggering around like a baboon with four balls hanging down?

  Jeremy Usborne : Look, Gail's fucking you over because you're so bloody passive. You need to rip her a new one.

  Mark Corrigan : A new anus? So she'd have two anuses? And then in this mad new world of yours, I'd presumably shove my four bollocks up her two anuses for some unknown reason.

• Mark Corrigan : [at his restaurant job, Mark's boss has just walked in on him trying to urinate into a pan of sauce]  Am I sacked? Should I go? I bet I'm sacked.

• Mark Corrigan : I'm just off to Dobby's, and I don't think I'll be needing to be friends with Kenneth anymore.

  Jeremy Usborne : [nodding]  OK. Do you think Kenneth might have been made redundant?

  Mark Corrigan : [tapping the side of his nose]  Indeed, I think Kenneth can take a hike.

  [Jeremy chuckles. Mark leaves] 

  Jeremy Usborne : [to Zahra and her book group friends]  Kenneth is what Mark calls his 9 inch dildo.