Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

Christopher Nicholas Smith: Dennis

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• Dennis : [talking about what the title to Back to the Future should've been called]  It should either be called Back to the Past...

  Randy Rosen : No, no.

  Dennis : End of story.

  Randy Rosen : That doesn't make any sense. It makes total sense.

  Dennis : Let's Get Back to the Present, maybe. But, Back to the Past...

  Randy Rosen : Back to the Present.

• Dennis : [static crackling, the timeline is September 1988 in Santa Rosa, California]  All right and there she is. The mother of the birthday girl, my girlfriend...

  Julie : [shot of Katie's birthday cake]  Chocolate, chocolate, rainbow stuff.

  Dennis : That is a good-looking cake.

  Julie : Which is exactly what she wanted.

  Dennis : Beautiful. Just beautiful. And you're beautiful. I don't know how you do it.

• Dennis : [talking to Kristi in the bedroom]  I watched some of the tapes on the camera and I saw you talking to somebody late last night.

  Kristi : If you saw me talking to somebody, it would be Toby.

  Dennis : [chuckling]  Toby's your friend?

  Kristi : Yes. He's my friend.

  Dennis : Yeah, what do you guys talk about?

  Kristi : Mmm, secrets.

  Dennis : He's big?

  Kristi : Mmm-hmm.

  Dennis : So, is he old, like Grandma, or is he young, like you?

  Kristi : He's old, like Grandma.

  Dennis : And what does he look like? Is he tall? Is he fat?

  Kristi : He's tall. He's tall. Don't call him fat.

  Dennis : Kristi, when you say that if you tell one of your secrets that you'll be in trouble with Toby, what does that mean?

  Kristi : Well, I won't be safe. He's gonna...

  Dennis : Did he say he's gonna hurt you?

  Kristi : No. But I won't be safe. That means, I will be, like... Be in very, very big trouble. Big trouble.

• Dennis : [from trailer]  There's something in the house... Kristi's like connected; it's a real life poltergeist. Kristi's like Carol-Anne!

  Dennis : I just gotta film this stuff, I could set my cameras around the house right? I could maybe capture something...

  Randy Rosen : Yeah?

• Dennis : [Julie and Dennis are about to make a sex tape of themselves; Julie is smoking marijuana]  Julie, do the voice.

  [in a funny voice] 

  Dennis : Dennis.

  Julie : [takes another puff of her joint, then does her funny accented voice]  What voice?

  Dennis : [Dennis starts laughing] 

  Julie : This voice? Dennis, I can't believe you're filming me smoke mari-juana.

• Dennis : [about to shoot a sex tape with Julie]  All right. It's time.

  Julie : Don't film this.

  Dennis : Why not?

  Julie : It's illegal.

  Dennis : [Dennis starts laughing] 

  Julie : Don't laugh.

  Dennis : We haven't even started smoking it, and you're already paranoid.

  Julie : It's illegal. What if my kids find me? I'm a mother.

  Dennis : Now relax.

  Julie : [simultaneously]  Seriously, Dennis.

  Dennis : [starts mocking]  Seriously, Julie. Let's get really serious. Seriously.

  Julie : Shut up.

  Dennis : Let's be serious.

  Julie : Alright.

• Julie : [re-watching the sex tape over a mysterious presence from the video]  Dennis. Oh, my God, I look so fat.

  Dennis : You don't look fat.

  Julie : Look at the size of me on top of you.

  Dennis : You look beautiful. You look like you can't breathe 'cause I'm sitting on top of you. I want another shot at doing one of these.

• Randy Rosen : [the guys are looking over the footage from last night]  How many hours of footage do you have?

  Dennis : This is the job, man. I got two cameras, six hours each. Twelve hours.

  Randy Rosen : Twelve hours of footage?

  Dennis : Yeah. Got to do it, man. I'm seriously gonna review it...

  Randy Rosen : ...of footage every day?

  Dennis : Yes. Now, please, I'm trying to concentrate.

  Randy Rosen : That's so stupid. There's only 24 hours in a day, Dennis.

  Randy Rosen : [Julie watches the boys]  Hey, Julie.

  Julie : ...going?

  Dennis : Um... Good. You want to step into my office and do some work with me or...

  Julie : No. You find anything?

  Randy Rosen : Yes, actually. We did find something. We found that your family sleeps all night. Oh!

  Julie : Very funny, Randy.