Regular Show (TV Series)

High Score (2011)

Sam Marin: Benson, GBF

Quotes 

• Rigby : [makes sound of disgust]  It's a giant bearded face!

  Mordecai , Rigby : [gasp]  GBF!

  GBF : Yeah, I'm GBF all right, but it stands for Garrett Bobby Ferguson, not Giant Bearded Face.

• Mordecai , Rigby : The Universe record?

  GBF : It's the highest score in the whole universe, 1,279,001. Now who holds that record again? Oh yeah, me!

  [Crowd runs up to GBF and strokes his beard] 

  GBF : Yes, go ahead, stroke the beard of Garrett Bobby Ferguson.

  Mordecai : Hey, Giant Beard-o Face!

  GBF : I told you that's not my name!

• Mordecai : Dude, why're you crying, dude?

  GBF : Please, please just let me win.

  Mordecai : Dude, what are you talking about?

  GBF : I've devoted my entire life to Broken Bonez. I played so much my wife left me.

• GBF : Thank you so much!

  [laughs evilly] 

  GBF : Thank you for being so dumb.

  Mordecai , Rigby : What?

  GBF : I didn't devote my life to this cruddy game, it's just a hobby.

  Mordecai : But what about your wife?

  GBF : [scoffs]  Never had one. You can't tie GBF down.

• Rigby : You can't do that, that's cheating!

  GBF : Universe rules, baby. There are no rules.

  [Crowd boo] 

  GBF : Oh, boo yourselves! I'm Garrett Bobby Ferguson.