- Hulk: Eh, what that on big hammer?
- Hogun: A crown. An honor to meet you, Squaddies. You've always been Hogun's heroes.
- Thor: Fare thee well, H.E.R.B.I.E... I shall miss thy girlie laugh. Goodbye, Scarlet Witch, I shall miss fighting over yon television remote with thee. Hasta la vista, Hulk, I'm sure some day thou shall find where thou buried all thy action figures.
- [Hulk sobs a little]
- Thor: And I'll - Oh, there I go...
- [voice cracks]
- Thor: ...and I'll miss you most of all, Tin Man.
- Iron Man: It's Iron Man.
- Thor: Don't spoil my moment.
- Hulk: [crying] Hulk never see action figures again!
- Enchantress: [to Odin] I've given you the best 15 minutes of my life. Minus commercial breaks. And what do I have to show for it?
- Thor: I say thee nay!
- Loki: You're always saying thee nay, naysayer!
- Thor: I'm rubber and thou art paste. Whatever thou sayeth, bounces off of me and sticketh to thou with haste, so sayeth Thor.
- Loki: Oh, your teeth are brighter than you are.
- Thor: Ooh, you take that back you horn-helmeted toad!
- Loki: Make me.
- Scarlet Witch: Daddy, what part of 'these are my friends' do you not understand?
- Magneto: Pretty much the whole thing.
- Enchantress: Ooh, oh. I just can't win.
- Loki: Eh, welcome to my world.
- Enchantress: Oh well, I've got three episodes of Scandinavian Idol recorded. Later.
- [disappears in a cloud of magic]
- Scarlet Witch: I don't wanna go back to being an evil intern, daddy. My home is with the Squaddies. I'm one of them now. If you need me, you'll know where I'll be.
- Magneto: Indeed. But know this: If our paths ever cross as hero and villain, I will not hold back.
- Scarlet Witch: Me neither.