Happiness Is a Warm Blanket, Charlie Brown (2011 Video)

Trenton Rogers: Charlie Brown, Schroeder

Quotes 

• Lucy van Pelt : You know, Schroeder, I bet if we were married some day, we'd be very happy. While you were practicing the piano, I'd be in the kitchen making your breakfast. Then I'd bring it in like this and set it out all nice, and prop out your favorite newspaper and pour your coffee. Wouldn't that be romantic?

  Schroeder : [screams]  No!

• Lucy van Pelt : Schroeder, if I told you I had the feeling you and I would get married someday, would you chuckle lightly or laugh loudly long?

  Schroeder : I don't know. It's kind of hard to say off hand.

  Lucy van Pelt : Schroeder, I have the feeling you and I would get married someday.

  Schroeder : [laughs loudly] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Loud and long.

• Charlie Brown : Hey, Linus. Where's your blanket?

  Linus van Pelt : Lucy locked it in a closet. She wants me to do without it until dinner. It's her way to getting me to gradually free myself of it before grandma comes.

  Charlie Brown : You don't look too well.

  Linus van Pelt : How would you feel if your whole nervous system was shot?

  Linus van Pelt : [grabs Snoopy's ear for a blanket] 

  Lucy van Pelt : No substitutes!

• Linus van Pelt : I can't go through another night like last night again.

  Charlie Brown : Can't I try and find you another substitute for something, Linus?

  Linus van Pelt : Would you give a starving dog a rubber bone?

  [Snoopy kicks Charlie Brown]