The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards (2011 TV Special)

Steve Carell: Self - Nominee & Presenter

Quotes 

• Ricky Gervais - Host : Our next presenters are two of the funniest people in America. She stole the show on "Saturday Night Live", then went on to create, write and star in her own show: "30 Rock". He was a jobbing actor, career not going that well if I'm being totally honest, who got his big break when I cast him in a remake in a show that I created called "The Office". He's now leaving that show and killing a cash cow for both of us... Please welcome the wonderful Tina Fey and the ungrateful Steve Carell!

  Steve Carell : Ha, ha, ha, ha. I love it! Never gets old!

• Tina Fey : Tonight we stand before you not as Golden Globe Award winners, but as writers.

  Steve Carell : Don't turn the channel, we're still stars. But as stars who are also writers, it gives us great pleasure to honor the nominees for best screenplay.

  Tina Fey : Screenplays we could have written if we had the time. Like the one about the mountain climber.

  Steve Carell : I would've given my right arm to have written that. There's a story of a couple of lesbians.

  Tina Fey : Steve, it's a lesbian couple.

  Steve Carell : Ah...

  Tina Fey : There's a long, complicated sci-fi thriller, starring Leonardo DiCaprio. Not unlike my dreams...

  Steve Carell : Mine as well... There's also the story of Britain's King George VI.

  Tina Fey : The sixth...

  Steve Carell : VI.

  Tina Fey : And finally the true life story of social networking and how it ruined our ability to interact one on one.

  Steve Carell : I heard about that movie on Facebook from a friend I've never met.