Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011 TV Movie)

Dan Povenmire: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Doof-2, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

• [Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Candice, Phineas, Ferb and Perry are linked together by a chain hovering over a lava pit. Candace catches a key] 

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Oh, great, you caught it! Unlock me.

  Candace Flynn : Are you even paying attention?

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : [realizing he would fall into the lava pit if he was unlocked]  Uh, that's right, i... it can wait. Later.

• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : I never built an Amnesianator! I think I'd remember building something like THAT.

• Phineas Flynn : So not only have you been leading a double life this whole time, but you sat there and let us help an evil scientist open an evil portal into an evil dimension - and you did nothing to stop us?

  Ferb Fletcher : Well, he did pee on the couch.

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Wait a second! I just realized. That was a conscious choice. You peed on my couch!

• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eye patch.

  Doofenshmirtz-2 : Yeah...?

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Nothing...

• Doofenshmirtz-2 : I spy with my one little eye a new tri-state area that's one dictator short of a dictatorship.

• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Is every platypus named Perry?

  Phineas Flynn : In a perfect world - yes.

• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Okay, step one is - push this button. Step two, stand back in awe!

  [pushes button, machine producers one spark then quits] 

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Awww...

• Doofenshmirtz-2 : Anyway, I don't know why you're being so uncooperative. All I'm asking you to do is make my machine work so I can invade and conquer your world and enslave your loved ones.

• Doofenshmirtz-2 : Y'know we're totally cool now, I'm just gonna go home and live out the rest of my days with my choo-choo. Ciao!

  [Doofenshmirtz steps through the portal to the other dimension] 

  Doofenshmirtz-2 : Ah home, it's good to be...

  [the members of the resistance show up in front of him] 

  Doofenshmirtz-2 : Uh-oh.

  Monogram-2 : Book him, ladies.

  Doofenshmirtz-2 : Y'know my crimes against humanity had just completely slipped my mind.

• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Holy boy! Even the great Francis Monogram's my slave in this dimension!

  Monogram-2 : I prefer the term Indentured Executive Assistant.

• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Behold! The Other-Dimensionator! Actually, this is the OTHER Other-Dimensionator. The other Other-Dimensionator's back in the other dimension.

• Doofenshmirtz-2 : Welcome, doomed guests. Come on, keep trudging. Doom is thataway.

• Doofenshmirtz-2 : Oh, no, you don't! Ha-haa! Now the baseball is on the other foot! - or... however that saying goes.