About Last Night (2014)

Regina Hall: Joan

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• Debbie : [at dinner with Joan and Bernie]  Wow, this looks great. You guys really went all out.

  Joan : Thank you!

  Bernie : Well... uh, it's a very special evening.

  Debbie : Are you pregnant?

  Bernie : What- what? Hell no; don't you say no shit like that.

• Joan : Hey, get on top.

  Bernie : I'm not getting on top. You gotta get on top.

  Joan : I got on top the last time.

  Bernie : Rock, paper, scissors, loser get on top.

  Joan : Okay

  Bernie : All right, on three... That's a tie so we gotta go from the side.

• Bernie : Yo, you are sick. You're gone, Joan. If you didn't have a pussy, there would be a bounty out on your head!

  Joan : You are a psychopathic social misfit who's clearly in the middle of a deep homosexual panic.

  Bernie : Oh, if I'm gay, it's only because after fucking you for three months, that seemed like the next logical step to take! I would rather chase another man's ass than fuck you again, Joan!