- Brooke Diamond: [crying] That's the best mother's day gift I ever got!
- James Diamond: So you'll let me stay?
- Brooke Diamond: No.
- Kelly Wainwright: But you're crying!
- Brooke Diamond: Oh, I put cosmetics eye cream on this morning! The burning means it's working!
- Jennifer Knight: I'm sorry guys.
- Kendall Knight, James Diamond, Carlos Garcia, Logan Mitchell: [inside the bouncy house] Help us!
- Jennifer Knight: I can't go up against Brooke, she scares me! But James can.
- James Diamond: No, James can't.
- Kendall Knight: Hey, Mrs. Diamond. Me, Carlos and Hortense are here to see James.
- Brooke Diamond: I don't like the name Hortense. Call him Logan from now on.
- Logan Mitchell: She was right about my name.
- Brooke Diamond: Snowboarding lessons are too dangerous. You will all take ballet lessons instead.
- Kendall Knight, James Diamond, Carlos Garcia, Logan Mitchell: Alright.
- Carlos Garcia: I'll learn how to pirouette.