Game of Thrones (TV Series)

The Wolf and the Lion (2011)

Alfie Allen: Theon Greyjoy

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• Theon Greyjoy : [after having sex with Ros]  Keep it down. You're not supposed to be inside the castle walls.

  Ros : I thought you were supposed to be an important person around here.

  Theon Greyjoy : Important enough for the likes of you.

  Ros : You're not the only nobleman in my life, you know.

  Theon Greyjoy : Who, the Imp? I call him half a nobleman.

  Ros : Jealous?

  Theon Greyjoy : Why should I be jealous? Anyone with a few coppers in his pocket can own you for the night. What's a dwarf like down below? I've always wondered.

  Ros : Mmm, might surprise you.

  Theon Greyjoy : Mmm?

  Ros : He's good with his fingers, too. And his tongue.

  Theon Greyjoy : [grabs Ros' necklace]  Generous tipper. I guess gold is cheap for a Lannister.

  Ros : You ARE jealous.

  Theon Greyjoy : I'm a Greyjoy. We've been lords of the Iron Islands for three hundred years, there's not a family in Westeros that can look down on us. Not even the Lannisters.

  Ros : What about the Starks?

  Theon Greyjoy : I've been Lord Stark's ward since I was eight years old.

  Ros : "Ward"? That's a nice word for it. Your father rebelled against King Robert, and if he doesn't...

  [suddenly Theon grabs Ros by the neck] 

  Theon Greyjoy : My father fought for the freedom of his people. What did your father do? Fucked a cook and whelped a whore.

  Ros : You're a very serious boy.

  Theon Greyjoy : I'm not a boy.

  Ros : Oh yes, you are.

  [Ros grabs Theon's crotch] 

  Ros : A serious boy with a serious cock.

  Theon Greyjoy : I don't want to pay for it.

  Ros : Then get yourself a wife.

• [Maester Luwin teaches Bran about the noble Houses of Westeros, while Theon practices shooting arrows] 

  Maester Luwin : Bran!

  [Maester Luwin taps with his staff on the map, pointing at the Iron Isles] 

  Bran Stark : Iron Isles. Sigil: a kraken. Words: "We do not Sow".

  Maester Luwin : Lords?

  Bran Stark : The Greyjoys.

  Theon Greyjoy : Famed for their skills in archery, navigation and lovemaking.

  [Theon chuckles and turns back to practice] 

  Maester Luwin : [dryly]  And failed rebellions.

  [Maester Luwin points at Storm's End] 

  Bran Stark : Sigil: a stag. A crowned stag, now that Robert is the king.

  Maester Luwin : Good.

  Bran Stark : Words: "Our is the Fury". Lords: the Baratheons.

  [Maester Luwin points at Lannisport] 

  Bran Stark : The Westerlands. Sigil: a lion. Words: "A Lannister always pays his debts".

  Maester Luwin : No. A common saying, but not their official motto.

  Bran Stark : Lords: the Lannisters.

  Maester Luwin : We're still on the words.

  Bran Stark : I don't know them.

  Maester Luwin : You do know them. Think.

  Bran Stark : "Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken".

  Maester Luwin : [sighs]  That's House Martell.

  Bran Stark : "Righteous in Wrath".

  Maester Luwin : House Hornwood.