Game of Thrones (TV Series)
The Wolf and the Lion (2011)
Eugene Simon: Lancel Lannister
Quotes
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[Lancel struggles to buckle Robert into his armor when Ned walks in]
Lancel Lannister : It's made too small, Your Grace, it won't go.
Robert Baratheon : Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat ass, did you know that?
[Robert looks at Ned]
Robert Baratheon : Look at this idiot. One ball and no brains. He can't even put a man's armor on him properly.
Eddard Stark : You're too fat for your armor.
Robert Baratheon : Fat? Fat, is it? Is that how you speak to your king?
[pause, then they start laughing as Lancel smiles]
Robert Baratheon : That was funny, is it?
Lancel Lannister : [immediately stops smiling] No, Your Grace.
Robert Baratheon : No? You don't like the Hand's joke?
Eddard Stark : You're torturing the poor boy.
Robert Baratheon : You heard the Hand, the king's too fat for his armor! Go find the breastplate stretcher! NOW!
[Lancel runs out of the tent as Robert starts laughing again]
Eddard Stark : The breastplate stretcher?
Robert Baratheon : How long before he figures it out?