The Baytown Outlaws (2012)

Clayne Crawford: Brick Oodie

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Quotes 

• [before the final shootout] 

  McQueen Oodie : Hey, Brick?

  Brick Oodie : Hmm?

  McQueen Oodie : You startin' to think we should have finished school?

  Brick Oodie : [chuckles]  At least junior high.

• Brick Oodie : [looking at Rob]  You okay?

  [Rob can't speak] 

  Brick Oodie : See? He understands us.

  McQueen Oodie : How do you get "I'm okay" from that?

  Brick Oodie : [to Rob]  Hey, look, buddy, we ain't gonna hurt you. Celeste sent us. You know Celeste? Hey! See, he understands us just fine.

  McQueen Oodie : Once again, how the hell you know what he's sayin'? You the 'tard whisperer?

  Brick Oodie : Say that again, I'm gonna kill you.

  McQueen Oodie : I'm not...

  Brick Oodie : Say that again, I'm gonna kill you.

• McQueen Oodie : [about Rob]  Why you reckon God would make someone like him?

  Brick Oodie : What?

  McQueen Oodie : Why would God let someone be wronged up like that?

  Brick Oodie : I don't... hell, I don't know, man. Hell, why you asking me that, man?

  McQueen Oodie : I don't know. I just been thinking about it.

  Brick Oodie : Don't ask why God made men like him. I wonder why He made men like us.

• Brick Oodie : [as McQueen questions him about the job]  Why you askin' me so many goddamn questions? Hell, it's a damn simple smash-and-grab! We smash our way in and grab Rob!

  [in the backseat of the car, Lincoln wakes up] 

  Brick Oodie : Sorry, Lincoln, but your faggoty little brother won't shut up!

  McQueen Oodie : Hey, I'm inquisitive! Is that a crime?

  Brick Oodie : [laughing]  "Inquisitive"? Where'd you learn that word, huh? You went and read a book?

  McQueen Oodie : It's in my lexicon!

• [Brick reveals to McQueen and Lincoln that they once had a younger brother who was disabled like Rob] 

  McQueen Oodie : How'd he die?

  Brick Oodie : I don't know. He was there one day, gone the next. I asked Daddy about it one time, but that went over like a fart in church.

• Brick Oodie : Here they come! Strap in Rob, here they come, boys!

  [the Hood Pirates drive by, dropping a tear gas grenade into the brothers' car and ripping off the door with a grappling hook. When Brick brakes the car to a stop, Rob is gone] 

  Brick Oodie : They took the kid! I thought I told you to strap him in!

  McQueen Oodie : They took the fuckin' door, man! I really don't think a fucking seat belt would have mattered, right?

• Brick Oodie : [aims a gun at Chogan's head]  You're about to have a bad day, John Redcorn.

• [first lines] 

  Brick Oodie : [impersonating the police]  Open up! It's your dog, bro! We've got a warrant for a Hector De la Taco. So send him on out.

  Chogan : [from inside]  You've got the wrong house, ese.

  Brick Oodie : Why don't you let me worry about that there, snookum?

  McQueen Oodie : [stepping up to the door now]  This is the FBI! Why the fuck don't you open the fucking door? Let's go!

  Chogan : That's cute. Look! You putas got ten seconds to get the fuck off my stoop! OK? "Putas"?