- Volcana: I guess the problems of this crazy universe don't amount to a hill of beans to these two people.
- Nebula: I haven't had a mouth for two months so I'm gonna stay right here and keep eating pie until it comes outta my ears.
- Iron Man: Hey, wait a second. Scarlet Which's Energy Factor countered the Time Stone when she was with the Invaders. And I'll bet my Tech Factor counters the Power Stone. And Falcon's Speed Factor counters the Space Stone.
- Hulk: Uh, and Hulk?
- Iron Man: Thor's Elemental Factor should counter the Reality Stone. And Wolverine's Animal Factor must counter the Soul Stone.
- Hulk: Ugh! What about Hulk?
- Iron Man: There's only one left. Think, Hulk.
- Hulk: Hulk tell you before: Hulk not think!
- Iron Man: And that, my friend, is why you counter the Mind Stone.
- Volcana: Why didn't you tell me Nebula doesn't has a mouth?
- Molecule Man: Because I only have eyes for yours?
- Dark Surfer: You know why I'm doing this?
- Ms. Marvel: Because you were afraid I might break out on my own, now that I have Captain Marvel's cosmic powers?
- Dark Surfer: You do know! And now I'm going to absorb that power.
- Ms. Marvel: You'll regret it.
- Dark Surfer: Right. That's what the Kree, the Skrulls, the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Elders of the Universe and the Trans-Dimensional Space Pipefitters Union said. And you don't see them anymore. Do you?
- [Ms. Marvel unleashes her cosmic power at Surfer, he absorbs her power]
- Dark Surfer: Well, no regrets so far.
- Dark Surfer: My old friends. I don't know whether to destroy you separately or all at once. So I'm going to do both.
- [replicates himself into separate Soul Stone versions]
- Dark Surfer: This is going to make the Big Bang look like a burp!
- Iron Man: Come on, Squaddies. You know what to do. Uh, can I say it now?
- Hulk, Wolverine, Scarlet Witch, Falcon, Thor: Say it!
- Iron Man: All right, Super Hero Squad, to save the entire universe, it's time to Hero Up!
- Hulk: [Megatour, Fin Fang Foom, and Tricephalus are fighting in the volcano] Hulk say get along!
- [starts fighting them]
- Scarlet Witch: [Thor breaks the wall with his hammer and Scarlet Witch uses her powers to levitate the rocks into the lava pool creating two new ones] Nice work, Hulk.
- Hulk: Huh, now they'll all get along.
- Ms. Marvel: [interrogating Abomination with Thor] We'll ask the questions.
- Iron Man: Wait a minute. Where there's an Abomination, there's usually a...
- M.O.D.O.K.: M.O.D.O.K!
- [traps them in a stasis field]