- Rainbow Dash: [in the sleeping car of the train at night, whispering] Psst! Pinkie Pie, you asleep yet?
- Pinkie Pie: [whispering] No, are you asleep yet?
- Rainbow Dash: [whispering] If I was sleeping, how could I have asked you if you were asleep?
- Pinkie Pie: [whispering] Oh yeah!
- [giggle]
- Rainbow Dash: [whispering] When we get to Appleloosa, you think we'll have to carry that heavy tree all the way from the train to the orchard?
- Pinkie Pie: [whispering] What tree? You mean Bloomberg?
- Rainbow Dash: [whispering and sarcasm] ... No... Fluttershy.
- Pinkie Pie: [whispering] Fluttershy's not a tree, silly!
- Twilight Sparkle: What's going on?
- Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash thinks Fluttershy's a tree!
- Rainbow Dash: [whispering] I do not think she's a tree! I was just...
- Twilight Sparkle: Did you saayy she was a tree?
- Rainbow Dash: [whispering] No. Well... Yes. But not exactly...
- Twilight Sparkle: Ya know she's not a tree, right?
- Pinkie Pie: She's not a tree, Dashy!
- Fluttershy: [suddenly entering the conversation] I'd like to be a tree!
- Spike: [getting fed up with everyone talking while he tries to sleep] Oh for Pete's sake!
- [jumps out of his bunk and stomps off to another car]
- Twilight Sparkle: Well that was kind of huffy.
- Fluttershy: Huffy the magic dragon!
- [they both giggle]
- Rarity: [wearing a mud mask with cucumbers and hair curlers] Would you all be QUIET... NOOOOW!
- [first lines]
- Applejack: [reading to an apple tree on the train] An' that's when the yellow birdie thought to himself, "Hmm. My favorite little tree isn't such a little tree anymore." So she sang her song, big an' strong, an' they all lived in that great, big tree happily ever after. The... End.
- Rarity: Applejack! Were you reading a bedtime story to... An apple tree?
- Applejack: Heh... Uh... Well, ya know, being replanted in a whole new place is very upsettin' for a tree... An' Bloomberg here is one of my favorites.
- Rarity: No fair, Applejack! You've got a luxurious, private sleeper car for a tree, while I am crowded and cramped in the same car with all the other ponies. How am I supposed to get my beauty sleep?
- Applejack: But Bloomberg's the whole reason we're makin' this trip. He needs his rest so we can give him as a gift to my relatives in Appleloosa.
- Rarity: Hmph! You talk about it as if it's your baby or something.
- Applejack: Who you calling a baby? Bloomberg's no baby! Don't wet widdle Rarity make you all saddy-waddy. Bloomberg's a big and strong apple tree. Yes, he is. A-coochie-coochie-coo-coo-coo!
- Rarity: It's widdle Rarity who's all saddy-waddy! Urgh!
- Chief Thunderhooves: Hmmh. We have a long and winding stampeding trail, that we have run upon for many generations. My father stampeded upon these grounds... And his father before him. And his father before him. And his father before him. And his father before him. And...
- Little Strongheart: I think they get the idea, Chief.
- Pinkie Pie: [Pinkie Pie gets on a stage in a old-style dress and begins to dance and sing while Spike plays the piano, in an effort to get the buffalo and settler ponies to get along] We may be divided/But of you all, I beg/To remember we're all hoofed/At the end of each leg!
- Pinkie Pie: [Spike picks up the tempo] No matter what the issue/Come from wherever you please/All this fighting gets you nothing/But hoof-in-mouth disease
- [she opens a random buffalo's mouth and lets it slap shut]
- Pinkie Pie: [dancing around the stage and out of the top of the piano] Arguing's not the way/Hey, come out and play/It's a shiny, new day/So what do you say?
- Pinkie Pie: [dancing by herself] You gotta share/You gotta care/It's the right thing to do/You gotta share/You gotta care/And there'll always be a way through...
- [the Ponyville friends, Appleloosians, and Buffalo look on with incredulity]
- Pinkie Pie: [getting up in between Little Strongheart and Sheriff Silverstar, then joining other Appleloosians on stage dancing in a can-can-style line] Both our diets, I should mention/Are completely vegetarian/We all eat hay and oats/Why be at each other's throat?
- Pinkie Pie: You gotta share/You gotta care/It's the right thing to do/And there'll always be a way thro-o-o-o-ugh!
- Spike: [Spike is the only one clapping after Pinkie's song] All right, Pinkie Pie! That was FANTASTIC! What a great song! You're right on!
- Chief Thunderhooves: It appears that Sheriff Silverstar and I have come to... An agreement.
- Sheriff Silverstar: We have.
- [everyone eagerly awaits their decision]
- Chief Thunderhooves: That was the worst performance we've ever seen...
- Sheriff Silverstar: Teh... Abso-tively!
- [last lines]
- Chief Thunderhooves: We... Will allow the apple orchard to stay in exchange for a share of its fruit, heh... Those... Delicious apple pies!
- Spike: I'd rather eat turquoise any day of the week.
- [takes a bite with a satisfied sigh]
- Applejack: [to the tree she donated, now resting at the top of a hill] Bloomberg, this is yer special day. Mama's so proud of you!
- Twilight Sparkle: [voiceover] Dear Princess Celestia: Friendship is a wondrous and powerful thing. Even the worst of enemies can become friends. You need understanding and compromise. You've got to share. You've got to care...
- Pinkie Pie: [sticking her head through the iris out to black] HEY! That's what *I* said!
- Braeburn: Hey there! Welcome ta A-a-pplelooosa!
- Applejack: Braeburn, listen...
- Braeburn: Cousin Applejack, mind yer manners, you have yet ta introduce me to your compadres! Shame on you!
- Applejack: Braeburn, listen, something terrible has happened...
- Braeburn: Terrible is right, your train is full seven minutes late! That's seven minutes less for you to delight in the pleasures and wonders of... A-a-a-pplelooosa!
- Braeburn: [starts showing them around the town very rapidly] Boggles the mind, we settler ponies built all this in just the past year, don't it? And as you can see, we have all of the finest comforts. Like horse-drawn carriages!
- Carriage Puller: Okay, you pull now.
- Rider Pony: Aww, we just switched.
- Braeburn: And those there are horse-drawn, horse-drawn carriages.
- [shows Applejack's friends some ponies who are drawing pictures of the horse-drawn carriages]
- Pinkie Pie: [at the buffalo's campsite, after finishing the bowl of food she was given] Can I please have more of that mushy stuff, whatever it was?
- Rainbow Dash: [sees Little Strongheart, who had given them trouble on the train] That's it! We are outta here!
- Little Strongheart: Wait! Please accept my apologies for what happened on the train, we didn't mean for anyone to be hurt.
- Rainbow Dash: Yeah, right.
- Little Strongheart: We only wanted the tree. The settler ponies have overtaken the land and have planted an orchard all over it! Because of their thoughtlessness, we can no longer run over our traditional stampeding grounds...
- Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie: Huh?
- Spike: I think it's time they met Chief Thunderhooves.
- Rainbow Dash: [arguing on behalf of the two groups at odds with each other] The BUFFALO had it FIRST!
- Applejack: The settler ponies need it to LIVE!
- Rainbow Dash: Come ON Applejack!
- Applejack: [simultaneously] You're bein' unreasonable!
- Rainbow Dash: [simultaneously] I put my hoof down!
- Twilight Sparkle: Look... Both the settlers and the buffalo have good reasons to use this land. There must be something we can do.
- Pinkie Pie: Hey! I've got an idea!