- Professor Celluloid: A film's comedic value is inversely proportional to its budget. This is why films like... The 40-Year-Old Virgin is much funnier than films like... Evan Almighty, which is scheiße!
- God: I now issue a new commandment.
- Film Brain: Wait, what the...
- God: Thou Shalt Do the Dance.
- Film Brain: Oh God, no!