- [James wants to switch dates with Carlos]
- Carlos Garcia: You always do this. Like, at restaurants, you want my meatball sub when your cheeseburger is perfectly fine.
- James Diamond: It's one of the things you love about me.
- Annie Winters: Can you and Bobby meet us at the pool in fifteen minutes?
- Kendall Knight: Thirty minutes? Perfect. Bobby and I will see you in one hour.
- Kendall Knight: Yup, it's official. Big Time Rush is never going on a date again.
- Logan Mitchell: So, what's the big news?
- Gustavo Rocque: You finally made the cover of Pop Tiger Magazine.
- Kelly Wainwright: With their "Win a Date with Big Time Rush" contest.
- [for the first time, BTR arrives at the studio on time]
- Kendall Knight: Well, it's amazing how much you can get done when you've sworn off girls.
- Gustavo Rocque: You've... sworn off dating girls?
- Kendall Knight: Well, they just end up moving to New Zealand on you.
- Logan Mitchell: And then you're on again/off again is on again then off again. It's exhausting.
- James Diamond: Since I've sworn off my fickle dating habits, my I.Q. has gone up twenty points. Go ahead. Ask me anything.
- Kelly Wainwright: Okay, who was the first...
- James Diamond: Alexander Hamilton.
- Logan Mitchell: And I can't believe you punched out that sailor.
- Bruna: Hey, he had it coming. What am I, a loaf of bread?