- Twilight Sparkle: [Pinkie knocks on her door, Twilight opens it up] Oh! Hi, Pinkie Pie...
- Pinkie Pie: [wearing a party hat; singing] This is your singing telegram/I hope it finds you well/You're invited to a party/'cause we think you're really swell.
- Pinkie Pie: [at Rarity's house, she and Gummy are wearing tuxedos] Gummy's turning one year old/So help us celebrate/The cake will be delicious/The festivities first-rate!
- Pinkie Pie: [at Applejack's, wearing a fireworks suit that blasts confetti after "rug"] There will be games and dancing/Bob for apples, cut a rug/And when the party's over/We'll gather 'round for a group hug
- Pinkie Pie: [more tired, at Rainbow Dash's house, in a hot-air balloon] No need to bring a gift/Being there will be enough/Birthdays mean having fun with friends/Not getting lots of stuff
- Pinkie Pie: [exhausted, wearing a cake outfit, at Fluttershy's house] It won't be the same without you/So we hope that you say yes/So, please, oh please R.S.V.P/And come, and be our guest!
- [collapses]
- Pinkie Pie: [back at her home, rasping voice] Next time, I think I'll just pass out written invitations.
- Twilight Sparkle: I really gotta hit the books...
- Pinkie Pie: I understand. Your studies come first, but don't worry. We'll be sure to save you some cake.
- Twilight Sparkle: Please do.
- Pinkie Pie: Oh. And Twilight... You shouldn't *hit* the books. You should just *read* them.
- Twilight Sparkle: I'll keep that in mind.
- Applejack: Huh? Oh, hi, Pinkie Pie! What brings you 'round these parts?
- Pinkie Pie: Who's ready to shake their hoof-thang? It's an invitation to "Gummy's After-Birthday" party this afternoon. There's gonna be dancing, and games, and cake, and ice-cream, and punch!
- Applejack: This afternoon? A-as in, this afternoon this afternoon?
- Pinkie Pie: That's funny. That's just what Twilight said, and the answer is, "Yes! It's this afternoon!"
- Applejack: Uh, well, ah... ah... uh... ah don't think I can make it 'cause... uh... ah have to... uh... uh, you know what? Ah... uh... pick apples! Yup, apples! 'Cause that's what we do! With the... apples we... uh... pick 'em!
- [giggles and gulps]
- Pinkie Pie: Okey dokey lokey! A party is still a party, even if there are only three guests.
- Rainbow Dash: This afternoon?
- Fluttershy: As in...
- Pinkie Pie: Yes! as in "*This afternoon*" this afternoon!
- Pinkie Pie: [Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were coming up with excuses - not to come to the party - related to a bear named Harry] He's vacationing at the beach?
- Rainbow Dash: Yeah. He loves to...
- Fluttershy: Collect seashells
- Rainbow Dash: [overlapping] Play beach volleyball!
- Fluttershy: Play beach volleyball
- Rainbow Dash: [overlapping] Collect sea shells!
- Fluttershy: Collect volleyball.
- Rainbow Dash: [overlapping] Play sea shells!
- [awkward pause]
- Rainbow Dash: Gotta go!
- Pinkie Pie: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!
- Applejack: Oh! Howdy, pardn'r!
- Pinkie Pie: Mind if I... take a look inside the *barn*?
- Applejack: No! Uh, I mean, yes, I mean... you can't come in here!
- Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash just went in there.
- Applejack: Oh, well, she was just bringin' in some... *supplies*! Yup, supplies for the... *renovation*! Fixin' up the whole thing, top to bottom... uh, lots of construction goin' on in there right now!
- [yells back to the others inside]
- Rainbow Dash: [from inside, whispering] You heard her! "Construction!"
- Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Fluttershy: [mimicking random noises for various construction tools]
- Applejack: Yup! Construction! That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.
- [nervous giggle]
- Rainbow Dash: Hey there, Pinkie Pie! Sorry I was in such a rush earlier. Had some place to be and couldn't slow down and say, "Hello." You know how it goes.
- Pinkie Pie: [angrily, half to herself] I know how it goes, all right!
- Rainbow Dash: Yeah... so, why don't you come with me over to Sweet Apple Acres?
- Pinkie Pie: No thanks. I'm spending time with my *real* friends. Isn't that right, Madame LeFlour?
- [as Madame LeFlour]
- Pinkie Pie: Oui! Zat iz correct, madame.
- Rainbow Dash: Uh... Pinkie Pie?
- Pinkie Pie: Another slice of cake, Sir Lintsalot?
- [as Sir Lintsalot]
- Pinkie Pie: I'd love one.
- Rainbow Dash: Aaallrighty. What do you say we get out of Creepytown and head over to Applejack's...?
- Pinkie Pie: [as Mr. Turnip] She's not going anywhere.
- [as herself]
- Pinkie Pie: I most certainly am not! I'm having a wonderful time right here.
- Rainbow Dash: You should really just come with me.
- Pinkie Pie: [as Rocky] You heard da lady! She ain't goin' nowheres, chump!
- Rainbow Dash: [gets up in Rocky's "face"] Who you calling a chump, chump?
- [Rocky's three stones fall over]
- Rainbow Dash: Ugh... That's it. Party's over. Come on, Pinkie Pie!
- Pinkie Pie: No!
- Applejack: Why in the world would you think we didn't like you anymore, sugarcube?
- Pinkie Pie: Why? Why? *WHY?* Because you've been lying to me and avoiding me all day! That's *why*!
- Rainbow Dash: Uh, yeah! Because we wanted your party to be a *surprise*.
- Twilight Sparkle: If this is a "farewell party", why does the cake I picked up from Sugarcube Corner say "Happy Birthday, Pinkie Pie"?
- Pinkie Pie: [after thinking about it for a few seconds, her hair poofs back to happy mode] ... Because it's my BIRTHDAY! Oh, how could I have forgotten my own birthday?
- Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia, I am writing to you from the most delightful party. I'm not only having a great time with my friends, but also was given the opportunity to learn a valuable lesson about friendship. Always expect the best from your friends, and never assume the worst. Rest assured that a good friend always has your best interests at heart. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.
- Rainbow Dash: Come on, Pinkie Pie.
- Pinkie Pie: No!
- Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, let's go!
- Pinkie Pie: I said NO!
- Rainbow Dash: [a squeak followed by a creaking sound is heard as Rainbow Dash suddenly starts pushing against her hindquarters with her head as she pushes back] You... have to... come with... ME!
- Pinkie Pie: No... I... DON'T!
- Rainbow Dash: [Her head slips below Pinkie Pie's hindquarters, immediately followed by her rapidly sitting straight on her head, pinning her head to the floor, she briefly struggles and pulls her head out from under her and tumbles back, knocking over the stool with "Sir Lints-a-lot" on it, and into the stool with "Mr. Turnip" on it with a piece of cake falling on her head] Oh, you wanna do this the hard way? We'll do it the hard way!
- Pinkie Pie: I know it's short-notice, but we had such a great time at his birthday party, I thought we could have even more fun at his after-birthday party.
- Rarity: And I'm sure that we would, but I'm going to have to decline. I have to... wash my hair!
- Pinkie Pie: Don't be silly. Your hair doesn't look dirty.
- Rarity: It doesn't?
- Pinkie Pie: Nope.
- Rarity: [Rarity forces her head into an overflowing trash can] See?
- [mild belch]
- Rarity: Dirty! I have to go!
- Spike: [Pinkie Pie is interrogating Spike, with him tied to a chair and a light in his face] W-What you wanna hear? Tell me what you want me to say, and I'll say it!
- Pinkie Pie: Tell me that my friends are all lying to me and avoiding me because they don't like my parties, and they DON'T WANT TO BE MY FRIENDS ANYMORE!
- [panting angrily]
- Spike: [scared] Your friends are all lying to you and avoiding you 'cause they don't like your parties, and they don't want to be your friends anymore!
- Pinkie Pie: [triumphant] Ah-ha! I knew it!
- [her hair deflates and she suddenly becomes very sad]
- Pinkie Pie: Oh no, my friends don't like my parties, and they don't want to be my friends anymore!
- Pinkie Pie: [at her own little party she has set up, Pinkie's "guests" are a bucket of turnips, a pile of three rocks, a clump of lint, and a bag of flour] Thank you all so much for coming! It means so much to Gummy.
- Pinkie Pie: [puppeteering the bag of turnips with a low voice] Could I have some more punch?
- Pinkie Pie: Well, of course you can have some more punch, Mr. Turnip.
- Pinkie Pie: [puppeteering the pile of rocks with a Bronx accent] Dis is one great party! You really outdone yourself!
- Pinkie Pie: Why, thank you, Rocky.
- Pinkie Pie: [voicing the clump of lint with a high-class "British" accent] I'm having a delightful time as well!
- Pinkie Pie: I'm so glad Sir Lintsalot.
- Pinkie Pie: [puppeteering the bag of flour with a high-pitched "French" accent] Might I tro'ble you fur ano'zher slice of cake?
- Pinkie Pie: Anything for you, Madame LeFlour.
- Pinkie Pie: [as Rocky] I'm just glad none of dem ponies showed up!
- Pinkie Pie: Oh, they're not so bad.
- [her eyes begin to exotropy and she begins imagining the objects as alive]
- Rocky: [Pinkie Pie's imagination] Not so bad? Pu-lease! Dey're a bunch'a losahs!
- Pinkie Pie: Oh, c'mon now. "Losers" might be a little strong, don'cha think?
- Sir Lints-a-lot: After the way they treated you? I say "losers" isn't strong enough!
- Pinkie Pie: Well, it was pretty rude...
- Madame LeFlour: Prettee roode? It waz down right deespecable!
- Pinkie Pie: It was, wasn't it?
- Mr. Turnip: If I were you, I wouldn't speak to them ever again.
- Pinkie Pie: You know what? I'm not gonna speak to them ever again! And I'm not gonna invite them to another party as long as I live! They don't deserve to be invited to my parties! Not after the way they've been acting.
- Madame LeFlour: Deespecable!
- Sir Lints-a-lot: Such losers!
- Madame LeFlour: Yes, zat's right.
- Pinkie Pie: [actual reality, as Mr. Turnip] Well done!
- Pinkie Pie: [as Sir Lintsalot] Yeah!
- Pinkie Pie: [as Rocky] You show 'em!
- Pinkie Pie: [knock on the door] Who could that be?
- Pinkie Pie: And you like me so much you decided to throw me a surprise party!
- Rarity: That's what we've been trying to tell you, darling.
- Pinkie Pie: You girls are the best friends ever!
- [Looking a little ashamed]
- Pinkie Pie: How could I have ever doubted you?
- Twilight Sparkle: It's okay, Pinkie Pie. It could have happened to any of us.
- Rainbow Dash: Uh-huh! It sure would.
- Fluttershy: Don't worry about it.
- Rainbow Dash: I'm just glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips.
- Twilight Sparkle: Huh?
- [Makes a confused look at Pinkie Pie, who nervously smiles]
- Rainbow Dash: You don't wanna know.
- Applejack: All right, girls! Enough of this gab. Let's party!