Archer (TV Series)

White Nights (2011)

H. Jon Benjamin: Sterling Archer

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• Sterling Archer : Super glad I didn't wet my pants.

• Sterling Archer : What? You hear machine guns and decide now's a good time to take out the... oh. Oh, that's groceries. I'm sorry. I thought it was garbage.

• Sterling Archer : And, for dessert, we will have the truth! You hear that, mother? After a lifetime of your secrets and lies, we will finally have the truth. Uhh, and also, hopefully, shitloads of vodka.

• Sterling Archer : [under torture]  I swear, I'm just a Finnish skydiving enthusiast who... shit! Why am I speaking English, with an American accent?

• Sterling Archer : I thought they just wanted my hair so their scientists could unlock its luxuriant fullness. Touch it, Barry.

• Sterling Archer : Sorry, I can't stay for dinner. I assume that smell is cabbage and not just you two.

• Sterling Archer : Kinda wishing I'd taken my training more seriously right about now.