Hardly Beloved (2011 Video)
Eryk Baranowski: Eryk, Young Chad
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Quotes
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Danielle : Eryk, I brought you to the park to run around and play! What's the problem?
Eryk : You're the problem! Bad guy! You've got nuts in your udders!
Danielle : What does that even mean?
[to herself]
Danielle : I give up. I swear...
[into the phone]
Danielle : Hello?
Chad Podosek : [into the phone] Hey, cuz. How's your day out with Eryk goin'?
Danielle : [into the phone] I won't even answer that. This kid is unbelievable!
Eryk : Look, I'm holding my penis!
Danielle : [into the phone] I think he's been around your dad too long. My God... Anyway, what's up?
Chad Podosek : [into the phone] I need some advice. You think I should have an affair?
Eryk : You're Butt Girl and I'm Penis Boy! Butter udders!
Danielle : [into the phone] Absolutely not. Keep your hands in your pockets and your zipper zipped up. The risk of you getting someone else pregnant makes me wanna bury myself alive.
Chad Podosek : [into the phone] Well, damn.
Danielle : [into the phone] Sorry. Why do you ask?
Chad Podosek : [into the phone] Cynthia's in our shed right now, with another woman.
Danielle : [into the phone] So? What are they doing?
Chad Podosek : [into the phone, incredulous] Well, they're not admiring my garden tool collection! Whaddya think they're doing?
Danielle : [into the phone] That bitch!
[lowers the phone, to herself]
Danielle : I thought our time together meant something!
Chad Podosek : [into the phone] What?
Danielle : [into phone] Nothing. You know what...? Yes. By all means. Get yourself a mistress. Better yet, get three. You deserve it.
Chad Podosek : [into the phone] I think I will. Thanks, Danielle!
Danielle : [into the phone] Don't mention it.
[sarcastic]
Danielle : Now let me go so I can have some more fun with your son.
Eryk : Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
Danielle : [to Eryk] Well, at least you're running around.