The Cinema Snob (TV Series)

Night of Horror (2011)

Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Quotes 

• Cinema Snob : Last year when I was gone this long, I came back with a movie about zombie confederate soldiers. Thank God there's not another one of those.

  [show intro begins, showing footage of confederate zombie soldiers] 

  Cinema Snob : Fuck!

• Cinema Snob : You know why the ghosts aren't showing up? You're putting them to sleep!

• Cinema Snob : Goddammit, I can't even fall asleep! This movie is so fucking boring that my urge to sleep has fallen asleep!

• Cinema Snob : Why is this movie told in flashback? Now I know that this guy survives.

• Cinema Snob : These two guys are brothers and their goal in this trip is to track down a cabin left to them by their deceased father. Or to get laid.

• Cinema Snob : It's one thing to have your movie look like Manos, but to have it paced like Manos as well? You may as well have simply set out to officially remake Manos.

• Cinema Snob : [scoffs]  That wasn't just one emotion, that was all of the emotions.

• Cinema Snob : Even the frames don't care about your dialog.

• Cinema Snob : Also, maybe it's just me, but I don't think the RV is moving in these interior shots. No wonder it's taking them so long to get to that cabin.

• Cinema Snob : Be warned though, this ending does lead to the amazing twist that the crew used an overhead light the entire time.