Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Torpedo (2011)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

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• Gene : I think more people would see your ad if it was on a urinal cake.

  Bob : I wish I could afford a urinal cake ad.

• Bob : [after the roller-coaster collapses]  See, Gene? This is what happens when you cheat.

  Gene : That was incredible! Cheating is amazing!

• Louise : You're defending your title. Are you sure you're up to it?

  Gene : Why don't you ask my diarrhea?

• Tina : I had no idea there was so much butt touching in baseball.

  Louise : That's how they communicate, Tina. It's like Braille, but with butts.

  Gene : Read my butt!

• Louise : I think I speak for everyone my age when I ask, "What's a Torpedo Jones?"

  Bob : What's a Torpedo Jones? He was only the...

  Gene : We don't care!

  Bob : Gene, will you let me finish? Nobody could pitch like...

  Gene : This is the very thing I was trying to prevent.