Trailer Failure (TV Series)
The Karate Kid, Marmaduke and Robin Hood (2009)
TJ Kirk: The Distressed Watcher
Quotes
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The Distressed Watcher : Is this The Karate Kid or is it choreographed dancing; or have the two become one in the same for the sake of this film? Step Up III: The Karate Kid, starring Will Smith's failure to wear a condom and Jackie "anything for a check" Chan. Skip it.
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The Distressed Watcher : Our next trailer is for Marmaduke. Because if we know one thing, it's that turning bad Sunday comics into big-budget, Hollywood CG abominations is a recipe for success.
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The Distressed Watcher : Oh God, is that Owen Wilson? Remember the time he tried to kill himself; wasn't that great? Hey Owen, better luck next time!