- Bennett the Sage: So you want the two of us to sit down and watch the Britney Spears movie?
- Todd in the Shadows: Well, yeah.
- Bennett the Sage: You are a guy under there, right?
- Film Brain: Gee, is your budget showing enough, guys? Couldn't actually hire an auditorium for this scene?
- Film Brain: So, Todd, are you ready?
- Todd in the Shadows: I took on the Hannah Montana movie. I was born ready.
- Phelous: So when Justin and Kelly stop singing and dancing, a murderer comes and kills them, right?
- Todd in the Shadows: No, I think they start to fall in love.
- Phelous: Well, then a monster comes and kills them, right?
- Todd in the Shadows: No, I don't think that happens.
- Phelous: So what does kill them?
- Obscurus Lupa: "Madonna stars in this steamy erotic thriller of S&M, murder, and explicit sex." You want me to go to your room and watch a dirty movie with you?
- Todd in the Shadows: I... I mean...
- Obscurus Lupa: Todd, you could not be possibly any creepier than you are right now.
- Todd in the Shadows: You smell nice.
- [Lupa punches him and runs away]
- Film Brain: [voiceover] Is Zach actually lip-syncing to the song or not? He's sorta half doing it as if the filmmakers didn't know themselves.
- Film Brain: [with voice dubbed over not matching his lips] He looks like a ventriloquist.
- Todd in the Shadows: [Same dubbing] I know. What's up with that?