Ted (TV Series)
Just Say Yes (2024)
Max Burkholder: John Bennett
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Quotes
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Ted : Johnny, how bad is school gonna suck?
John Bennett : You're not gonna like it.
Ted : How bad?
John Bennett : You ever drink orange juice after brushing your teeth?
Ted : Yeah?
John Bennett : Well, it's like getting your nuts smashed together so hard they become just one nut.
Ted : Holy shit. And that's every day?
John Bennett : That's every single day.
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John Bennett : She's not gonna swear, man. I win.
Ted : Aw, fuck!
[slams down fist]
John Bennett : Pay up.
[Ted hands over the dough]
John Bennett : Thank you.
[counts bills]
John Bennett : Wait, you're not wearing pants. Where'd you get this?
Ted : [gruff] Don't you worry about where I'm keeping stuff.