Quotes
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Leslie Higgins : [on finding out Jack Danvers is a woman] Oh, it's like that old riddle.
Rebecca Welton : What riddle?
Leslie Higgins : You know, always a tricky one, this one. A father and son are in a car wreck. Dad dies instantly, the son is rushed to an emergency room. A surgeon walks in and says, "I can't operate on this boy. He's my son." How is it possible?
Keeley Jones : Because she's a woman.
Rebecca Welton : He's gay.
Barbara : Sperm donor.
Shandy Fine : He lives in a simulation?
Leslie Higgins : [pause] Right. Yeah, I guess that's a bit dated now.
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Rupert Mannion : Lovely to see you again.
Rebecca Welton : [lowers her voice] I saw you with you assistant. Your daughter deserves better, and so does Bex. Stop fucking around.
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Ted Lasso : Hey, boss. What you doing down here?
Rebecca Welton : I just wanted to tell you that I believe in you, Ted.
Ted Lasso : [confused] Uh-huh?
Rebecca Welton : And I know that I've been putting an awful lot of pressure on you to win today, but I just want you to forget all about that. Just be yourself and have fun.
Ted Lasso : Okay. Okay. Well, thank you.
[Rebecca grabs Ted by the arms, eyes wide and smile tightening]
Rebecca Welton : I *believe* in you, Ted.
Ted Lasso : [nervously] And it's intense. I better go.
Rebecca Welton : Off you pop.
[Ted turns and starts down the hall]
Rebecca Welton : [shouting manically] Remember! Have fun! Woo-hoo! Yes! This is so exciting!
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Rebecca Welton : Everything okay?
Ted Lasso : [hesitates] Am I a mess?
Rebecca Welton : Of course you are. That's why we get along.
[Ted laughs]
Rebecca Welton : And I wish I could tell you to ignore Sass, but... she's usually right.
Ted Lasso : So Sassy already told you about the... Of course. Girl talk.
Rebecca Welton : Girl talk. So, is everything all right?
Ted Lasso : Yeah, I'm good.
Rebecca Welton : Oklahoma?
[pause]
Ted Lasso : I'm a work in "prog-mess".
