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Weak casting spells off-day for "real orgasms" label
Nica Noelle's ill-conceived THE DOCTOR series got underway underwhelmingly with this somewhat low-rent version of the auteur's successful formula for "real lovemaking/real orgasms" porn. Very oddly enough, the only cast member brought back for the promised sequel is perhaps the main problem.
Romanian porn actor Steve Holmes (no, that doesn't sound like somebody from the land of Vlad the Impaler) gets the title role, coincidentally after debuting way back in 1996 in the German "Dr. F. Otze" video series. Pushing 50, he doesn't resemble a porn actor, though I had seen him in the unexciting Kelly Trump 00SEX videos from that early period, his making zero impression on me.
So this "new face" (i'm the ignorant one, since he's joined the 1,000-plus appearances porn club) is entrusted by Nica with the leading role as a doctor assigned by a social worker (a middle-aged actress who, per custom, is uncredited (and unrecognizable by me) since she has a non-sex role, an unfortunate Sweet Sinner practice) to evaluate patient Elexis Monroe, a nut-case.
Monroe is perhaps Nica's favorite actress, star of countless Sweetheart videos she's made, and she does a pretty good job with a frankly unplayable assignment. The gimmick is that when stressed one of her alter (egos) comes out and takes over, signified here by the screen very briefly going blurry (won't bust the SPFX budget). She suddenly insists on a gynecological exam, and without much protest Dr. Holmes puts on his gloves and performs a skillful two-finger exercise which elicits at least one of those advertised real orgasms from Elexis.
My immediate doubts about the efficacy of Steve's casting came true quickly in this opening vignette, as he hurriedly runs through the catalog of sexual positions, anathema to Nica's realistic sex paradigm. Result is simply gonzo sex, notable only for Steve's always-hard big dick that rivals fellow Euro import Manuel Ferrara in size and circumference.
After his money shot, Elexis snaps out of it and briefly cries rape, though that subplot is summarily dropped by Nica, not interested in drama (or drama queen antics) in this feature. The doc insists that Elexis be kept overnight for more observation (hint, hint).
Cute nurse Kristina Rose (like Holmes a prolific gonzo performer, who Nica piloted in a fine acting role in THE SECRETARY, but who is wasted here) visits patient Alex Gonz, whose stage name sort of hints at what DOCTOR is really all about. If his stamina holds out he may too someday join the 1,000-plus club, but Alex displays zero acting skills here. He's merely sullen and irritable as an animalistic guy who's supposedly depressed but easily spurred into rapid-fire, pounding sex with nurse Rose. As with Vignette #1, this is not realistic but strictly by the numbers porno performance, pure filler leading to his money shot on her belly. Kristina's cute pink and white knee-high socks are the highlight, matching a pink theme to Nica's minimalist hospital decor.
Next morning the anonymous social worker is back interviewing Alexis, when another doc (looked to me like Nica's all-purpose actor/crew member John "Cry Baby" Wilkes, again uncredited) accidentally looks in with another patient, Joey Brass.
Sight of Brass turns Monroe on, and soon her unnamed alter blurrily takes over and she poses as a nurse in an absurd pink patterned gown that even a Roger Corman '70s candy striper wouldn't be caught dead wearing.
Joey's in hospital for a tonsillectomy or some such and plays innocent/flabbergasted at Elexis's nympho come-on but is easily swayed and humps her with gusto. His bold tattoos worked well in serviceman roles, but are out of place in this young innocent assignment. For variety's sake he shoots his load on her posterior.
After a hard, emphasis on that word, day's work, Doc Holmes returns home to wife Darla Crane for a finale that is the only reason to watch this video - and now with streaming by sequence the rage this excerpt is probably what will survive, handed down generation to generation in porno's version of EARTH ABIDES (my cryptic literary reference for readers' homework assignment).
Crane's natural and frequent laughter as she is enjoying sex is infectious, and this sequence ends between-the-breasts with resulting money shot and a misleading "To be continued..." final title. I haven't watched Part 2 yet but since an all-new cast has been recruited opposite returning Doc Holmes it would have dropped the resolution of Elexis's dangling storyline and perhaps jettisoned wife Crane as well.
Romanian porn actor Steve Holmes (no, that doesn't sound like somebody from the land of Vlad the Impaler) gets the title role, coincidentally after debuting way back in 1996 in the German "Dr. F. Otze" video series. Pushing 50, he doesn't resemble a porn actor, though I had seen him in the unexciting Kelly Trump 00SEX videos from that early period, his making zero impression on me.
So this "new face" (i'm the ignorant one, since he's joined the 1,000-plus appearances porn club) is entrusted by Nica with the leading role as a doctor assigned by a social worker (a middle-aged actress who, per custom, is uncredited (and unrecognizable by me) since she has a non-sex role, an unfortunate Sweet Sinner practice) to evaluate patient Elexis Monroe, a nut-case.
Monroe is perhaps Nica's favorite actress, star of countless Sweetheart videos she's made, and she does a pretty good job with a frankly unplayable assignment. The gimmick is that when stressed one of her alter (egos) comes out and takes over, signified here by the screen very briefly going blurry (won't bust the SPFX budget). She suddenly insists on a gynecological exam, and without much protest Dr. Holmes puts on his gloves and performs a skillful two-finger exercise which elicits at least one of those advertised real orgasms from Elexis.
My immediate doubts about the efficacy of Steve's casting came true quickly in this opening vignette, as he hurriedly runs through the catalog of sexual positions, anathema to Nica's realistic sex paradigm. Result is simply gonzo sex, notable only for Steve's always-hard big dick that rivals fellow Euro import Manuel Ferrara in size and circumference.
After his money shot, Elexis snaps out of it and briefly cries rape, though that subplot is summarily dropped by Nica, not interested in drama (or drama queen antics) in this feature. The doc insists that Elexis be kept overnight for more observation (hint, hint).
Cute nurse Kristina Rose (like Holmes a prolific gonzo performer, who Nica piloted in a fine acting role in THE SECRETARY, but who is wasted here) visits patient Alex Gonz, whose stage name sort of hints at what DOCTOR is really all about. If his stamina holds out he may too someday join the 1,000-plus club, but Alex displays zero acting skills here. He's merely sullen and irritable as an animalistic guy who's supposedly depressed but easily spurred into rapid-fire, pounding sex with nurse Rose. As with Vignette #1, this is not realistic but strictly by the numbers porno performance, pure filler leading to his money shot on her belly. Kristina's cute pink and white knee-high socks are the highlight, matching a pink theme to Nica's minimalist hospital decor.
Next morning the anonymous social worker is back interviewing Alexis, when another doc (looked to me like Nica's all-purpose actor/crew member John "Cry Baby" Wilkes, again uncredited) accidentally looks in with another patient, Joey Brass.
Sight of Brass turns Monroe on, and soon her unnamed alter blurrily takes over and she poses as a nurse in an absurd pink patterned gown that even a Roger Corman '70s candy striper wouldn't be caught dead wearing.
Joey's in hospital for a tonsillectomy or some such and plays innocent/flabbergasted at Elexis's nympho come-on but is easily swayed and humps her with gusto. His bold tattoos worked well in serviceman roles, but are out of place in this young innocent assignment. For variety's sake he shoots his load on her posterior.
After a hard, emphasis on that word, day's work, Doc Holmes returns home to wife Darla Crane for a finale that is the only reason to watch this video - and now with streaming by sequence the rage this excerpt is probably what will survive, handed down generation to generation in porno's version of EARTH ABIDES (my cryptic literary reference for readers' homework assignment).
Crane's natural and frequent laughter as she is enjoying sex is infectious, and this sequence ends between-the-breasts with resulting money shot and a misleading "To be continued..." final title. I haven't watched Part 2 yet but since an all-new cast has been recruited opposite returning Doc Holmes it would have dropped the resolution of Elexis's dangling storyline and perhaps jettisoned wife Crane as well.
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- May 21, 2015
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