Someone Marry Barry (2014)

Tyler Labine: Barry Burke

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Quotes 

• Melanie Miller : Hey! Ladies first, ladies first!

  Barry Burke : I'll tell you if I see one.

• Barry Burke : I'm not going to lie. This is exactly what it looks like.

• Melanie Miller : Did I get puke on your cock?

  Barry Burke : Don't worry about it. I like it.

• Barry Burke : [at a speed dating event]  Hi, I'm Barry... NEXT!

• Barry Burke : I notice you carry a formidable amount of junk in your trunk.

• Barry Burke : [to Mel Miller]  You've got cockfight written all over you.

• Melanie Miller : I think they have incredible cuisine at Hooters, but most people don't notice 'cause of all the massive tits.

  Barry Burke : I know, the tits are distracting.

• Melanie Miller : Sorry they're only B-cup, but actually I can swell to a C when I'm menstruating.

  Desmond : That's... disgusting.

  Barry Burke : My god. I never thought I'd say this to a lady, but I can't wait until your time of the month!

• Barry Burke : I am gay for your 'stache.

• Barry Burke : But that is neither here nor there.

  Goker : No, no, my friend. That is both here and there.

• Barry Burke : [surprised]  You're giving me shit? He's the one trying to get laid at his Dad's funeral!

• Barry Burke : Everyone knows you're too busy chasing around random skanks to spend time with your son.

• Barry Burke : Any guy would gladly get up to his nuts in her guts, okay? That's not up for dispute here.