Someone Marry Barry (2014)

Damon Wayans Jr.: Desmond

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• Rafe : So you want to disown him?

  Desmond : Nah, that wouldn't work. He'd just keep coming back like a zombie or something.

• Desmond : We don't need someone who CAN put up with Barry. We need someone who HAS to put up with Barry. The type of person who has to put up with a never-ending stream of infantile behavior. 24 hours a day, seven days a week, for their entire life.

  Kurt : A therapist!

  Rafe : A wife.

• Melanie Miller : Sorry they're only B-cup, but actually I can swell to a C when I'm menstruating.

  Desmond : That's... disgusting.

  Barry Burke : My god. I never thought I'd say this to a lady, but I can't wait until your time of the month!

• Leslie - Speed Dater : [to Barry]  I'm sitting across from you. I hear the words coming out of your mouth.

  Desmond : [stepping between Leslie & Barry]  Look, if it's any consolation, he's always like this.