- Blair Waldorf: I'm suddenly so inspired, I want to upgrade my royal status from princess to queen. Of hearts.
- Dorota Kishlovsky: And what that mean exactly?
- Blair Waldorf: It means that I will do everything in my power... to get Dan and Serena back together!
- Georgina Sparks: No problem. Give me some gossip. Or are you gossip enough?
- Ivy Dickens: Georgina, I just got here. I don't know anything.