- Dale: [after watching an Episode of The Red Bagder] I can rescue anyone!
- [hops onto table which tilts, sending him to the floor]
- Monteray Jack: Yeah, but who's goin' to rescue *you*?
- Dale: [In his Red Badger costume] How do I look?
- Gadget: Kind of Dashing!
- Monteray Jack: Kind of Red!
- Chip: Kind of *Stupid!*
- Sugar Ray Lizard: [after Rat Capone captures Chip] Great Apprehension, Boss.
- Arnold Mouseneggar: Yeah, and You caught him good, too.
- Dale: [after another vision from the Red Badger] Hey, Guys! I can lead you; I just need to follow in the footsteps of a true hero!
- Gadget: Chip?
- Dale: No!
- [waves sword around]
- Dale: The Red Badger!
- Monteray Jack: I'd rather follow a Hero Sandwich.
- Sugar Ray Lizard: Hurry it up, *Alvin*!
- Chip: The *name* is *Chip*!
- Sugar Ray Lizard: Whatever! You chipmunks all sound alike.
- Gadget: [to Dale in drag, after he tells her his plan to free the others] Promise me when this is over, you'll get help.
- Arnold Mouseneggar: [after Dale is washed away into the Pipe] We won't be bothered by his presence, and we won't see him again neither!
- Rat Capone: [to Gadget] If it ain't my favorite little treasure! Why don't you toss these losers overboard for a winner, Dollface? You could be my first mate.
- Gadget: How'd you like a swift kick in the poop deck?
- Gadget: I've got the key!
- Rat Capone: *You* got *Trouble! That's what Youse got. If it's anything I hate, It's *brave* slaves! Now back to work, Alla yas!
- [pulls Gadget to him]
- Rat Capone: Except you, Dollface. I'm gonna give you *one* last chance to be my moll.
- Gadget: I'd rather get caught in a Mousetrap!