- Bobby Singer: You a Browning fan?
- Leviathan Bobby Singer: Come again?
- Bobby Singer: Robert Browning. Poet. You got that name rattling around up there with the rest of my thoughts and feelings?
- Leviathan Bobby Singer: Well, it's kind of hard to sift through all the drunken blackouts, but...
- Bobby Singer: "A man's reach should exceed his grasp."
- Leviathan Bobby Singer: I like that. That's actually lovely. Browning? After I eat you, I'm definitely going to hit the library.
- Crowley: A token.
- Richard Roman: You shouldn't have. I love a muffin.
- Crowley: 100% organic baby uvulas. Gluten-free.
- Richard Roman: So considerate.
- Crowley: I'll cut to the chase, Mr. Roman.
- Richard Roman: Please. Dick.
- Crowley: Dick, you and I control large interests that I feel strongly could meld, to the benefit of all.
- Richard Roman: You think?
- Crowley: I know. Straight talk, we should be friends, you and I.
- Richard Roman: Why? Why in the world would we be?
- Crowley: Well, I brought you here, Dick. I found the way to open the door to Purgatory.
- Richard Roman: To steal every last soul, you mean. You and that angel friend of yours. Don't roofie me and call it romance.
- Crowley: I think you've got me wrong.
- Richard Roman: Now it's your turn to listen. I'd sooner swim through hot garbage than shake hands with a bottom-feeding mutation like you. You demons are ugly, lazy, gold-digging whores. You're less than humans, and they're not good for much 'til you dip 'em in garlic sauce. I'd never work with you, Crowley. In fact, if I wasn't busy with better things, I might actively wipe your kind from the face of the Universe. And you'd deserve it. Are we clear?
- Dean Winchester: You know, it's bad enough that they're ganking people, wearing our mugs, but now this? Have us driving around in this... Caboodle while baby's on lockdown.
- Sam Winchester: It's temporary, Dean.
- Dean Winchester: [Fuming] Nobody puts Baby in a corner!
- Sam Winchester: You know that's a line from...
- Dean Winchester: Swayze movie! Swayze always gets a pass!
- Leviathan Bobby Singer: [to Bobby] Your favorite singer is Joni friggin' Mitchell? Ah, Bobby. You are 10 pounds of sad in a 5-pound bag.
- Dean Winchester: You know my motto: Here to help.
- Sam Winchester: Yeah? Like you helped Amy?
- Dean Winchester: Sam.
- Sam Winchester: Don't. Don't lie to me again.
- Leviathan Sam: You know I had a brother with this many issues once.
- Leviathan Dean: Yeah?
- Leviathan Sam: You know what I did? I ate him.
- Leviathan Bobby Singer: You know the thing about you, Bobby...
- Bobby Singer: Save it. I already know me, handsome.
- Sam Winchester: [Watching their doppelgangers] This is all sorts of wrong.
- Dean Winchester: [Sees they have their own impala] Those are nice wheels. Tell you what, when this is over, I'm stealing those rims.
- Frank Devereaux: The government have been cloning people for years. Guess it was just your turn in the barrel.
- Sam Winchester: Well, actually...
- Dean Winchester: Forget it. He's rolling.
- Frank Devereaux: I'll be darned. Psycho Butch and Sundance. You're on CNN right now.
- Sam Winchester: No, no, that's not us.
- Frank Devereaux: I know. Can't be. Unless you had a teleporter.
- [laughs, then is sudden;y serious]
- Frank Devereaux: Do you have a teleporter?
- 1st Newscaster: The two men, who up until today were presumed dead, locked the doors and opened fire, leaving no survivors. Sam and Dean Winchester are now the subjects of a manhunt throughout the state of California.
- Bobby Singer: [to Sam and Dean] Busy morning, you two?
- Leviathan Dean: [Eating burger] You know, he has one of these every day? And in his heart, he thinks they're almost as good as sex.
- [Puts it down]
- Leviathan Dean: This? Is disgusting.
- Leviathan Sam: [Looks at salad on his own plate] Dead plants with creamy goo. It's like eating self-righteousness.
- Frank Devereaux: Guy saves your life one time, and, what, you owe him the rest of yours?
- Dean Winchester: That's usually how it works, yeah.
- Dean Winchester: How'd you find us?
- Chet: It was easy. I used pattern-recognition software and a basic heuristic algorithm to track your known aliases.
- Bobby Singer: Great. Just what we need... a Mensa monster.
- Chet: How are my two favorite meat-sicles?
- Dean Winchester: Is he still sucking air?
- Bobby Singer: Greatest hits didn't do the trick. I'm down to B-sides and deep cuts.
- Bobby Singer: What the hell are you doing here?
- Sheriff Jody Mills: You're all charm, Bobby.
- Bobby Singer: So my therapist keeps telling me.
- Frank Devereaux: First thing we got to do is wipe all your old aliases. No more rock shoutouts. It's Tom and John Smith from now on. And no plastic. Cash only.
- [Tosses burners to Sam and Dean]
- Frank Devereaux: And... change your phones on a very frequent non-schedule schedule, you understand?
- Leviathan Sam: Idea: you want to trade? I mean, I'll take "Chuckles" over "Schizo".
- Leviathan Dean: No, I like this one's hair better. You can stay in the big one.
- Dean Winchester: Bobby, we got popped.
- Bobby Singer: Okay. I'll be there as soon as...
- Dean Winchester: No, no, there's no time. Look, we saw them... they saw us. So, we are coming to get us.
- Bobby Singer: [Gives Sheriff Mills the leviathans severed head in a box] Don't open it. Even if it starts talking. Especially if it starts talking.